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Chad and I went to Woody’s Pizza in Golden today.  In the booth next to us was a blond foreign woman, a Latina nanny, and two dark haired little boys.  The older around six, the younger around three. 

The blond woman had on a blouse free of lettering.

The older boy’s shirt said:  “I have Autism.  Duh!”  By the way the nanny was dragging him around by the top of his arm, it seemed to be a true statement.

The younger boy’s shirt said:  “It’s all my brother’s fault”

The nanny’s shirt simply said:  “Honest”

 

I wished I had a shirt that said:  “What the fuck?”